About

Serving up a Feast since 2021 Blondie has graced the stages of Goodwood, Nineteen Ten and My Lover Cindi. Even making the Finals of Apprentease 2023.

Starting as a student at Hotsauce Burlesque her love for the art form has grown and blossomed into the creativity she brings to the stage today. Fruits and flowers, velvets and a vibrancy and all things food.

Her first solo brought you the watermelon routine. Then during pregnancy the kiwi routine was born. Apprentease 2023 brought about ‘holy Shitake sushi restaurant’ and the iconic shoulder bops. Then as a wildcard for WAPS she made your body sing with ‘banana head’. If fruits and produce aren’t your thing she’s also been known to slink her way around a cinema and a box of popcorn.

She brings her grade A puns and delectable buns to brighten your day! We hope you’re hungry because she’s more than a snack, she’s a dégustation sensation.